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Bro, I'm not an Undead!
by Shade_Arjuun
Everyday was the same for Skullius.An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course.His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he.But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have.Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead d…
My Disciples Are All Villains
by MSRZP
Lu Zhou wakes up to become the world's most powerful and oldest villainous Patriarch, and finds that he has nine notorious disciples who are full of evil. His eldest disciple is the leader of the Nether Sect with thousands of minions, and his second disciple—Sword Devil—always slaughters others at the slightest disagreement...Without his cultivation base, how will he handle these evil disciples?His eldest disciple, Yu Zhenghai, said, "I've never had a rival in my life, and no one but Master can …
I Have a Shop of Infinite Resources
by Qiao Zhiyi
Because she was obsessed with survival games, Tang Su was forewarned in her dream. She hoarded resources like crazy before she transmigrated into a survival romance game, becoming the gold-digger female support character. She would end up tormented by the female lead, and her family, who used to spoil her, were destroyed as well. As for the female lead? Six big shots with different personalities spoiled her as she rose to the top. However, Tang Su had a shop with billions of resources, so she di…
The Legendary Son-in-law of the Emperor
by Old Ghost
At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years.When Ye Xuan awoke, he f…
My OP Minion System in the Apocalypse
by Haobo_Zhang
William Hunter was a young high-school student who was always at the top, in academics, looks, and athleticism.Suddenly, one day, everyone was given a system and transported into a parallel apocalyptic world filled with powerful hordes of zombies, wreaking havoc on everyone and everything. Even with systems, most people struggle to survive.-[You have received the ???-rank system, Minion Controller][You have received 1x Woodcutter Minion and 1x Warrior Minion][You can buy more minions in the Shop…
The Rise of the White Lotus
by BAJJ
COMPLETEDThe downfall of the infamous white lotus, Lexi Yang led her to the only escape she knew -- SUICIDE.Born with a golden spoon, having all the privileges being the young miss of the prestigious Yang family, Lexi Yang was the type of person that whatever she wants, she gets. However, fate must have challenged her the moment she fell in love with the domineering CEO of Liu Empire.Alas, just like in every romance novel, Morris Liu fell for another woman who's kind, fragile, and gentle. Due to…
Internet Cafe in a Fantasy World
by Meagerton
In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes.The owner named Luke—Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!"System: "..."
Menantu Legendaris Kaisar
by Old Ghost
Pada usia sebelas tahun, jiwa pemuda Ye Xuan melakukan perjalanan waktu ke Era Mitos yang jauh, menjadi monster Abadi yang keluar dari Tanah Pemakaman Kaisar, mempengaruhi satu era demi era berikutnya. Namun di belakang Ye Xuan, ada kekuatan tak terlihat yang memanipulasi segalanya. Berjuang untuk mengendalikan nasibnya, Ye Xuan mengerahkan segala cara, tetapi saat ia hampir mencapai keberhasilan, ia dikhianati oleh murid dan istrinya, menyebabkan jiwanya tertidur selama sembilan puluh ribu tahu…
Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!
by DamnPlotArmor
[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his sup…
MiNION
by YogeshR
The Story About the boy Ram.journel To his Director life.He Meet Some girls in his life journey.But,Finally Love who???*Love The Angel*Friendship*Depression*Biriyani*Relation*love not for lust*it make you like heavenStory Credits to Steffi
Manifest Minion
by Frozenfish21
Hektor manages to escape the frontlines through the skin of his teeth, the child soldier must now venture out into the world as he awakens his personal skill.[Manifest Minion] the ability to summon servants through the use of his mana and a handful of souls. This will also release on Royal Road soon.
Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom
by DamnPlotArmor
Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise.Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense.Upon returning to Earth, Felix r…
Rise to power: The Minion Subjugation system
by deGreen_clawn0
Hiatus!(a week){Warning: Explicit Sexual Content, Harem, Dark Themes, and Ruthless Protagonist}Betrayed by those closest to him, Voldrak—the most formidable Outer Immortal—has fallen from grace, cast down to the desolate Base Realm. Now stripped of his power, freedom, and wealth, he awakens as a slave in a harsh world where only the strong survive. Reduced to a shadow of his former self, he is left with two remnants of his past: a faint trace of dark energy and a cursed Dual-Cultivation System h…
Ultimate Minion System
by GGCalamity
[On Hold For NoW] In a world where strength dictates fate, Deus is reborn in a brutal realm ruled by kings, Emperors, monsters, and ancient factions. Alone and Unaware of his memories, he stumbles upon a mysterious system—the Ultimate Minion System—a power only exclusive to him, that grants him the ability to summon and evolve an army of powerful, specialized minions.From towering warriors to cunning archers, master builders and much more, Deus must strategically grow his forces, upgrade their a…